smilingemoticon:

yes this is exactly what i needed on my dashboard

vilevillage:

nikkipher:

THIS ONE TIME A KID IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WAS LATE GETTING HOME BECAUSE HE WAS BUYING DRUGS SO HE TOLD HIS MOM HE GOT KIDNAPPED AND SHE MADE HIM REPORT IT TO THE POLICE AND HE DESCRIBED THE KIDNAPPER AS COUNT OLAF AND THEN THIS HAPPENED

I am about to cry laughing omfg

momfordandsuns:

call me cute but also call me to your bedroom you know

bloody-nips:

theres no way this is actually happening on my facebook right now

skullgreymom:

ragingconservative007:

While you go nuts over my one little post about how women are blessed with the gift of carrying a child, you are showing a fine example of how much you hate men. There’s a term for that and it’s called misandry.

Any guy who openly supports life is bashed, slammed, destroyed, and labeled a woman hater by you pathetic female maggots.

THAT IS MISANDY.

thundertard:

how can you fuck something like this up

within-the-seahorses-belly:

Do you ever watch a film and there’s an unexpected hot person and just

moonmolt:

isabelle <333